...I don't know why I thought the bunny would work. If you have a guy bringing flowers and dinner to a woman you do not put floppy ears, big eyes and fuzzy widdle feet on dinner. It's far too morbid.
... So why did I put a widdle piggy in place of the bunny on my next attempt? I simply was not thinking clearly. "Stop!" said the editor. "Just put a big drumstick in his hand and forget the animals!"
... "Oh." I said. "Oh, yeah. That might work better."
... What was I thinking?
